Mother's Day Goth
Why are all these Mother's Day cards so sickly-sweet?
What do you do if your mum is a Goth?
I guess you could rip the card up a little, and shit on it.
Gives "Goth" card to mum.
"?!," she says.
"I thought you were a goth?"
"Well, you wear a lot of black."
"It's Chanel -- a little black dress -- like Audrey Hepburn."
"Oh ... so you would prefer a card with pink flowers on then?"
"Hmmm ... I'd better not give you your present then."